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AARAV
BAID

The Bot. The Lil Guy. The Pigeon Punching Bag. The Legend. 🐐💀

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Audacity Level

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Bot Confirmed

<100

Math AI HL Score

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Is Lil

0-∞

vs Pigeons

🌟 AARAV BAID IS AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND 🤖 CERTIFIED BOT 🤏 IS LIL 💈 CURLY HAIR HAVER 🐦 LOSES TO PIGEONS 📊 SUB-100 IN MATH AI HL 🌍 NO IGCSE GEO A* 🔥 THE BAID EFFECT IS REAL 👑 BAID SUPREMACY 😤 UNBOTHERED. MOISTURIZED. IN HIS LANE. 🌟 AARAV BAID IS AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND 🤖 CERTIFIED BOT 🤏 IS LIL 💈 CURLY HAIR HAVER 🐦 LOSES TO PIGEONS 📊 SUB-100 IN MATH AI HL 🌍 NO IGCSE GEO A* 🔥 THE BAID EFFECT IS REAL 👑 BAID SUPREMACY 😤 UNBOTHERED. MOISTURIZED. IN HIS LANE.

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EXHIBIT A. THE FOOTAGE. UNDENIABLE.

📊 OFFICIAL BAID-O-METER 📊

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😴 Normal😬 Sketchy😤 Critical💀 BAID

Calculating baid levels...

⚡ CERTIFIED BAID FACTS ⚡

🧠Too Smart For His Own Good

Scientists are baffled. His brain operates at a frequency that causes nearby electronics to malfunction.

💛The Yellow Polo Uniform

He doesn't own other colors. The yellow polo is not a choice — it's a destiny. A burden. A calling.

💈Curly Hair Haver

The curls were not chosen. They chose him. They are sentient. They are the most powerful thing about him.

🐦The Pigeon Situation

0 wins. Infinite losses. The pigeons don't even try anymore. He shows up, they win by default.

📵Does Not Pick Up

Call once? Voicemail. Call twice? Shadow realm. We sticker-confirmed this. It checks out.

🤖Certified BOT

Robotically unaware. Running on vibes.exe. No updates available. The error message is his personality.

🌍No IGCSE Geography A*

Couldn't locate a river on a map. The river is disappointed. The map filed a formal complaint.

📊Sub-100 in Math AI HL

Never hit triple digits on a paper. Not once. The numbers 1-0-0 have never appeared in his marksheet. A tragedy.

🤏Is Lil

Vertically challenged. Horizontally unbothered. The world is built too tall and he refuses to acknowledge it.

🕶️Unmatched Aura

His aura was measured at 9000+ units. The machine broke. We don't talk about it. The curls contribute 70%.

📵Lil but Lethal

Do not let the size fool you. He is small in stature only. His ego occupies three postcodes.

🐐G.O.A.T. Status

Greatest Of All Time. Confirmed. By whom? By this website. Is that enough? Apparently yes.

hover the cards to reveal the truth

☠️ NO IGCSE GEOGRAPHY A* 🤖 CERTIFIED BOT 📊 NEVER HIT TRIPLE DIGITS IN MATH AI HL 🤏 IS LIL 🐦 PIGEON FIGHT RECORD: 0-∞ 💈 CURLY HAIR HAVER ☠️ NO IGCSE GEOGRAPHY A* 🤖 CERTIFIED BOT 📊 NEVER HIT TRIPLE DIGITS IN MATH AI HL 🤏 IS LIL 🐦 PIGEON FIGHT RECORD: 0-∞ 💈 CURLY HAIR HAVER

☠️ HALL OF SHAME ☠️

documented. verified. permanently on record.

NO IGCSE GEOGRAPHY A*

Couldn't name a river. Couldn't identify a biome. The planet Earth personally filed a complaint. Geography has never recovered.

<100

IBDP MATH AI HL PAPERS

Triple digits on a paper? A myth. A legend. A dream. 1-0-0 has never graced his marksheet. The calculator weeps.

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IS LIL (CONFIRMED)

Vertically challenged. Horizontally unbothered. The world is built too tall for him and he has chosen violence instead of acceptance.

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PIGEON FIGHT RECORD

Zero wins. Infinite losses. The pigeons don't even warm up anymore. He shows up, they win by default. The pigeons feel bad about it.

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CERTIFIED BOT

Running on vibes.exe. No updates available since birth. The error message is his personality. Tech support has given up.

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CURLY HAIR HAVER

The curls were not chosen. They chose him. They are sentient. They hold 70% of his power. The rest is the yellow polo.

🖼️ THE STICKER COLLECTION 🖼️

click any sticker for fullscreen. you have been warned.

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💬 TESTIMONIALS 💬

I have studied many great men in my time, but Aarav Baid's curly hair and yellow polo transcend all known philosophy. He is also, apparently, a bot. This does not surprise me.

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Aristotle

Philosopher, Deceased

I lost to a pigeon once. I thought I understood shame. Then I heard about Aarav's IGCSE Geography result. There are no words. Only silence and the sound of pigeons winning.

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Neil Armstrong

Astronaut, Shaken

He is lil. He is a bot. He has curly hair. He cannot do geography. And yet — the pigeons fear him not at all. This is the most fascinating subject I have ever painted. I chose not to.

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Picasso

Artist, Converted Believer

I calculated a sub-100 on a Math AI HL paper to be statistically improbable given the marking scheme. And yet. I have to respect the dedication to the bit.

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Isaac Newton

Mathematician, Disturbed

🏆 AWARDS & ACHIEVEMENTS 🏆

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GOAT OF THE YEAR

Every year. Undefeated.

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BEST DRESSED

Yellow polo. Always.

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BEST HAIR

Curls of distinction.

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MOST UNREACHABLE

2nd call? Never.

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BOT OF THE YEAR

Permanent. Uncontested.

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FAILED GEO

No A*. Ever.

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SUB-100 CLUB

Triple digits: a myth.

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LIL KING

Vertically challenged.

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PIGEON PUNCHING BAG

0 wins. ∞ losses.

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UNBOTHERED AF

Clinically certified.

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ALWAYS WATCHING

He sees this website.

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BAID NATION MVMT

Founder & only member.

😂 YOU CANNOT ESCAPE BAID 👁️ HE IS EVERYWHERE 🤖 THE BOT IS WATCHING 🤏 SMALL BUT DANGEROUS 🐦 PIGEONS: 1 BAID: 0 📊 TRIPLE DIGITS WHEN? 🌍 GEOGRAPHY FAILED HIM FIRST 💈 THE CURLS CANNOT BE STOPPED 💀 RESISTANCE IS FUTILE 😂 YOU CANNOT ESCAPE BAID 👁️ HE IS EVERYWHERE 🤖 THE BOT IS WATCHING 🤏 SMALL BUT DANGEROUS 🐦 PIGEONS: 1 BAID: 0 📊 TRIPLE DIGITS WHEN? 🌍 GEOGRAPHY FAILED HIM FIRST 💈 THE CURLS CANNOT BE STOPPED

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Made with 💀 by your worst enemy

Aarav Baid — a man, a bot, a meme, a pigeon punching bag, a lil guy with curly hair.
No IGCSE Geography A*s were harmed in the making of this website (because there were none to begin with).

AARAVBAID

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📊 OFFICIAL BAID-O-METER 📊

⚡ CERTIFIED BAID FACTS ⚡

☠️ HALL OF SHAME ☠️

🖼️ THE STICKER COLLECTION 🖼️

💬 TESTIMONIALS 💬

🏆 AWARDS & ACHIEVEMENTS 🏆

AARAV
BAID